This is something new and interesting for me. Build a website is supposedly “easier” with WordPress, but all the functionality makes it seem even more confusing than if I was writing just plain HTML. Let me start with a little bit about who I am and where I come from. My name is Brian and I have been in online sales for the last 15 years. Ever since I got out of high school I have been in online sales. I enjoy doing the Insanity workout in my spare time and my wife runs a home furnishings store where she sells bedding and other bedding-related accessories.
I bought this site because it seemed like a clever name for a blog that can cover just about any subject. Whatever I am thinking about at the moment, I will post it here for the world to see. Every new encounter and every interesting action will be documented here in detail. From black to white from green to mean it will all be posted here for the eyes of the world to be cast upon it. My wife and I got married out of high school and we have been happily married for the last 14 years or so. Sometimes I do have trouble remembering the date, but I find that it gets easier as time goes on.
Recently, I bought a boat and we have been catching fish all over the place. It’s a pretty nice boat that has a v-birth. That means, it has just enough room to give birth. Not really. It actually means that there is a small cabin under the dashboard that is actually just large enough to hold a bed and bedding. The bedding can’t be too extravagant, so don’t expect to have any California queen sheets or anything. The sheets shouldn’t be really nice in fact. The older and nastier the sheets, the better. It’s a fishing boat, after all. We don’t own it for fine luxury. We own it to catch fish, and the bed is merely place to rest our heads before or after a nice long day of fishing on the high seas. When we get done with fishing, it’s always good to relax in a nice comfy California king bed with a comfy bed in a bag collection or two. We love the feather pillows that were provided to us.
About a year ago, my wife and I went down to Waterbed Superstore and purchased a queen waterbed. We find it great as we can rock and roll as if we are actually on a boat. We never would have thought that we would have needed deep pocket sheets for a a regular queen size waterbed, but we definitely did. The deeper, the better when it comes to sheets on this kind of bed. I’m really glad we didn’t get a king waterbed as it probably would have been nearly impossible to get good-fitting sheets for that. We really do believe that the queen size waterbed was just the right choice for us as it accommodates our body sizes perfectly. I’m a larger person and my wife is a smaller person so I am usually the one that ends up stealing some of the space in bed. (Don’t tell her that!) We originally thought we might need some California queen sheets, but then we found out that they are actually the same thing! They’re a few inches longer because apparently queen waterbeds are longer than regular queen beds. Sort of confusing, but that’s the truth. I don’t know why the manufacturers ever decided to do that. It would be great to have some quality waterbed sheets on our bed to make our stay on board more accommodating, but, you get what you pay for. Now, do you see why we call it Schizophrenia Diaries Dot Com?
Our bed is actually a California queen size which is just the “extra long” version of a regular queen bed. These beds sometimes need special queen waterbed sheets because of the extra length. They have only become popular in the last 5 years or so. You can use regular sheets for one of these beds, but they often don’t fit because they will require an extra few inches of length to ensure a properly tight fit.
Anyway, my schizophrenia wife has done quite a bit of design work since we got married. She’s even done a little work for some celebs on Animal Planet and helped them make their bedrooms more pet friendly. Often, bi-polar pets want to sleep in the same bed with the humans. This is usually the case when this is what they are grown with and accustomed to. The best way to prevent this is to simply allow the animal to sleep on their own waterbed sheets because if that is all they every know, then that is all they are ever going to want. They can and will be completely content with their own bed. It only becomes difficult when the humans get them used to sleeping in their bed in the first place.
Now, I could go on and on and even charge a membership for some of my amazing life quotes, but I won’t do it. I’m above it. You don’t need to go crazy in the real world because you can simply read my blog and the next thing you know. PSSST — You and your waterbed are crazy!
At any rate, I’m extremely pleased to finally dabble in WordPress. It is quite confusing but I do see how amazing it should be. Does anyone know if there are any classes out there to help me make a great bedding website? I need a website that is fit for a king or queen and leave you with great treatment. And I’m not talking about crazy king bedding or queen bedding. The cure for an aching back isn’t treatment, it’s usually great bedding.
My favorite show is King of the Hill and my favorite actor is Hank Hill. While, they do have a nice bed, it’s nothing special that just about anyone out there does not have the common sense to acquire.
A DVR will really help you keep track of your shows. There’s nothing better than being curled up in nice warm bed sheets to help you get over a cold. Sometimes, I relish in the opportunity to just stay at home and flip through my shows. We often watch the home shopping network together. We get really excited then HSN has specials on bed sheets that they import from overseas. They can sell these an ridiculously low prices that really can’t be beat. And, they get a lot of good stuff though. Buyer beware, though, because often purchasing from these convenient places is addictive and habit-forming. Just dial a number and you’re gratified to have a box full of lovely new bedding sitting on your doorstep.
Anyhow, that’s enough mindless ramblings for today. There will plenty of more interesting ramblings, but this is a pretty good start for my first (kind of schizophrenic) WordPress blog. Move over Joomla, WordPress is the wave of the future.
Thanks a bunch for taking a few moments to enjoy my new bedding bi-polar blog. It’s going to be come sort of like a diary online. I promise, there will be much more interesting posts in the future that make sense but this is a good start for my first blog.
Have a good day, a pleasant tomorrow and a great year. Share it closely with your children and loved ones and remember, if you ever want to blab about just about anything (or get something off your your chest) then please do not be afraid to come here and give us a try. We don’t bite.